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Da Difference between Black friends & White Friends
Posted On 06/17/2008 14:12:35 by ThaGurlNisha
THA DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLACK FRIENDS AND WHITE FRIENDS


WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BLACK FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food.

WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BLACK FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

WHITE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BLACK FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

WHITE FRIENDS: never seen you cry.
BLACK FRIENDS: cry with you

WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BLACK FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BLACK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

WHITE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
BLACK FRIENDS: Are for life.

WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste." ( so us! )

WHITE FRIENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out



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07/13/2008 23:02:05
hell naw datz funny...lmao datz krazy!!


06/17/2008 15:32:43
im white and this shit made me feel black as hell every one of them